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It was such a solid burn my mouth made a solid “O” shape. Holy crap. Holy crap.
OH SHIT
I think Sony and Durex need to have a burn match.
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My name is sweet pea and this is my online personality. Bisexual, or entropic chaos factor if you have to call it anything, and a unicorn, if you'd rather believe that bisexuality doesn't exist. Born in 1991, a writer by profession and spirit. Currently residing in PA, USA, and I prefer to stay away from labels when I can. Also, I enjoy games, so if you do too, feel free to plague my ask.
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I’m a Christian, and even I can recognize how ridiculous it is for people to oppose gay marriage based on the grounds that “The Bible defines marriage as one man and one woman.” That’s simply not true.
If these are barbaric and no longer acceptable practices, then I think we can say that prejudice against queer people is also barbaric and no longer acceptable.
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when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff
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I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
I WOULD NAME IT GODZIRRA
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Peggielene Bartels, A.K.A. King Peggy, is currently the King of Otuam, Ghana. She was chosen to be one of only three female kings in Ghana, and when she discovered that male chauvinists wanted her to only be a figurehead, she said: “They were treating me like I am a second-class citizen because I am a woman. I said, ‘Hell no, you’re not going to do this to a woman!’” When she encountered corruption and the threat of embezzlement to the royal funds, she declared “I’m going to squeeze their balls so hard their eyes pop!”
King Peggy has maintained her work in Ghana’s embassy in Washington, D.C. while making education affordable in Otuam, installing borehead wells to produce clean drinking water, enforcing incarceration laws to deal with domestic violence, replenishing the royal coffers by taxing Otuam’s fishing industry to improve life in the village, and appointing three women to her council.
“Nobody should tell you, ‘You’re a woman, you can’t do it,’” she insists. “You can do it. Be ready to accept it when the calling comes.”
Quoted from the Spring/Summer 2012 issue of Ms. Magazine.
What a beautiful badass woman.
King Peggy has been on my blog before but this is my goddamn blog and I will have King Peggy on here twice if I want.
MORE FEMALE KINGS.
Always reblog King Peggy, who is on my dash far less than she should be. Did you know she has written a book about her life? It is great, and you should all get right on that if you haven’t already.
My squee when she was on The Daily Show, it was scary. ADORE this woman!
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